Ally Pally LIMERICK COMPETITION!!!
Hi there!
Thanks for popping in.
Just got in from Ally Pally.
What a day!
It was packed! In all the many years we have done that show,
it has never been so busy.
And we had a much bigger stand this time too!!
So Dave has shot out to get the curry,
and my job is to lay the table, heat the plates and blog!
So it’s a quickie!!
How about a limerick?
We haven’t had a limerick competition for ages!
And I do enjoy them so much, don’t you?
And I do enjoy them so much, don’t you?
This is how it works.
I write the first two lines of the limerick.
You copy paste them into a comment below,
and then finish the limerick.
Then next week, on Tuesday,
we will get the laughometer out at work, and pick a winner.
And that lucky, clever winner will receive a
£30 CLARITY GIFT VOUCHER.
Ready?
Here goes….
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally.
Over to you Virgil!!!
lalalalala
lalalalala
lalalalalalalalala
Love & Hugs,
Barb
xxx
77 thoughts on “Ally Pally LIMERICK COMPETITION!!!”
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She had all her pounds
Wrapped all around
So it looked like she had a big belly !
I’ve been trying on swim wear today and this came straight to mind ….. don’t know why! My flab seems to have moved about a bit LOL !! Glad you had a good day, enjoy your curry, we’ve just had ‘breakfast’ for dinner ! X
Ha ha I love your inspiration for your rhyme! X
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally.
With stamps paint and stencils
Ink, Groovi and pencils
The Clarity stand is right up her alley
Love it!
Gayle x
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She went straight to the Clarity Stand
Where she spent nigh on a grand
Which sent her Bank Manager totally Doo Lally!!
Very good 😁 x
Brilliant
Hahaha! X
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ali Pally
She arrived at the stands owned by Gray
And promptly spent all of her pay
The stuff made her go so doo
lally
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ali Pally
She arrived at the stands owned by Gray
And promptly spent all of her pay
The stuff made her go so doo
lally
Lol! X
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ali Pally
But when she got there
Clarity cuboard was bare
Then thank god she woke from her nightmare.
Enjoy your curry and the show tomorrow Theresa x
Love your limerick comps but I am useless so will just enjoy reading them all. Good luck everyone and enjoy that curry. xx
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She bought so much stash
That she ran out of cash
You’ll just have to sell your Mustang, Sally!
Enjoy your curry and have a good evening. Annette X
Good one ! X
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
With her list for Clarity in hand
She pushed through the crowds to the stand
And spent money like a crazy Aunt Sally
Hi Barb,
Glad the show has been good for you – better to be busy,time goes quicker. I need to work on the limerick – my brain isnt in gear at the moment! Enjoy your curry and get a good nights rest ready for day 2 . Love and hugs, Alison xx
Hi bloggy friends,
Yeah! My goodies arrived and the new plates by Linda are gorgeous. So looking forward to working with them. Finished off a card that I started at my last Groovi class with Linda Page that I’d forgotten about. Anyway, got it finished and I’m really pleased with it. Hope you e all had a good day. Sending love to all especially our poorly friends ( 2 or 4 legged), Alison xxxx
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She browsed through the stands
With her cash in her hands
Til her bags were full and she ran out of lolly!
Hope tomorrow is as busy for you, and enjoy your curry x
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She visited Clarity
Where there was much hilarity
Now she thinks they are all totally doo lally!
Hope you have another good day tomorrow. x
Have to think late and tired not had much sleep this week to much pain xxx
So sorry to hear you have had a lot of pain this week Joy and hope that the next week is better for you. Sleep well. Best wishes Annette.
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally:
"Guys, I´m in a hurry.
Dave eat your curry!
Barbara, please give an autograph on my belly."
Evening, glad your day went well. Hope you had lots of spotters for any shifty looking characters. Xx
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She met a man called Dave
On his way back from a rave
And they shared a curry in the back alley!
Hope you have another good day tomorrow.
Gayle x
Evening bloggy friends, hope all are well. Phoebe is much better now thankfully. Sadly my sister has had to make the heartbreaking decision to have her dog put down, the vet is coming Monday. She had been ill and the time has come. So upsetting for us all. xx
So sorry to hear that. It's such a hard decision to make. Thinking of you all. x
Oh Donna,
My heart goes out to your sister and all of you. It's a dreadful situation to be in – I know from experience sadly – but you have to think of the beloved pet , you wouldn't want her to be in pain os distress. On a happier note, I'm so pleased that Phoebe is much better – those healing hugs must have worked! Love and hugs, Alison xxx
I’m so sorry to hear about your sister’s dog, it’s always such a difficult and sad time xxx
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally,
There was so much to see,
With no time to pee,
Shopping crosslegged drove Sally doolally!
Have a fab day tomorrow too! xxx
Love it
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally,
She caused quite a stir
When the bloomers she wore
dropped to the floor
Revealing her clarity tatty
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally.
She had no idea why she was there,
But came out with more bags than she could carry
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally…….
She bought all on her list
Then went and got a bit p…..ed!!!
And went home happy as Larry!!
Good job my name isn't Sally as I am driving us!! Hope you enjoyed your curry – see you tomorrow if I can get near the stand as I do have a big list!!!
Lol!
Glad you enjoyed it Beryl xx
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally,
She met up with Paul
Who was having a ball,
Rolling his tool around Shenandoah Valley.
Ooh missus….
LOL !!!
Love it!!!!!!!!!
PMSL!
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
Spent all her pounds
On the Clarity stands,
And returned home, happy as Larry.
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
Clarity goodies galore
She couldn’t keep score
So asked Carol Vorderman to keep a tally.
Sorry here’s another one
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
As she got into the grooves
Folks admired her moves
And applauded her Clarity ballet.
Can’t sleep now!
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She said to her son
I’ve not had this much fun
Since the stabilisers came off my Raleigh.
You’re on a roll ! X
Lol! X
Great day, great demos and great amount of money spent! Fran x
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She headed for the stand under the red rose
And asked Barb to make a pose
It's time for a brew said barb so don't dilly dally Sally.
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Hello Barb, so glad to hear that Ally Pally was busy, hope you enjoyed the curry with Dave. I love your competitions and these limerick ones do make me laugh. Reading through them all they are superb, so I will have to see if I can put my thinking cap on and come up with something. Have a great day everyone. Bx
There was a young Lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
Thought her Hubble said do not
She selectively forgot
And she hid all her stash up her Allly!!
Haha! X
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally.
Looking for Clarity, which she found
but while her bank balance is no longer sound
her joy she will share with her pallies.
Here Goes
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She browsed for too long
The Clarity stock was all gone
That will teach her not to Shilly Shally.
There was once a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
Ignoring free gifts and charity
She headed directly to Clarity
Where she bought everything she could carry
Good one! X
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally.
For Clarity to find
where it all blew her mind
And sent her totally doolally
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She thought it fantastic
When Barb demo’d shrink plastic
Though she was warned it may send her doolally.
She just had to have some
Cos she thought it was awesome
Now she’s stamping and shrinking
Without even thinking
Now watch out for our Sal and her heat gun.
Hope everyone is having a lovely Sunday, blue skies and sunshine here. Just had my coffee outside, whisper it but maybe Spring is here,fingers crossed xx
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She really tried hard
Not to max out her card
But she’d failed at the last tally.
There was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to the Ally-Pally,
With husband in train, hiding his pain,
For in the back of his brain was the tally.
They was a lady called Sally,
Who went up tomthe Ally-Pally,
She saw Barb and Dave being ever so brave,
As the crafters were going do-lally!
Lol! X
Hope you have s good day today as well Barbara, Dave and team and that your curry was delicious. Some brilliant rhymes enjoyed reading them all, but sorry can't get my head together to compete today so will just sit back and enjoy. Love and hugs Pam
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally.
She made a mad dash
And spent all her cash,
Then she passed out in the back alley.
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally.
With Clarity fun,
Her day was begun,
As she increased her stash quite madly.
There once was a lady called Sally, who went up to Ally Pally, She spent so much cash, Increasing her stash, Now she lives on baked beans in an alley.
So funny! X
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to the Ally Pally
But travelling so slow
She missed half the show
Now Sally does not dilly dally
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She had so much fun
Whilst her husband looked a bit glum
Maybe next time she will take a pally
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She took the bait
Bought a Groovi plate mate
And together they did tarry
There once was a lady called Silly
Who went up to Ally Pally
She bought lots of paint
But Barbara Gray she ain't
Although she had a look of Salvador Dali!!
There once was a woman called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally.
She saw Barb and Dave
Who gave her a wave
And then did a stock take and tally!
Love these limerick ones you do and especially now! Just gives me a giggle!
Love and hugs xxx
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She followed her nose to the stand by the Rose
And now she has bags full of Clarity!
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally.
When she heard the melee,
She looked up to see
"Behold" it was Babs at the pally
There once was a lady called Sally,
Who went up to Ally Pally
She met Rosie and Paul
And Linda and all
but Barbara especi – ally
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She was there on a job
Her intention to rob
No lady was she, the scally.
I’m off again! 🙄
There once was a lady called Sally
Who went up to Ally Pally
She bought lots of plates
Gave a wink to her mates
“Ooh I never spend this much nor-mally” 😉