Big Day today!
Mark’s Graduation Day.
So I can’t stop long. It’s a big gig!
Huge event over here!
The only fly in the ointment is my Ex. But hey ho.
[Definition of Fly in the Ointment: a small but irritating flaw that spoils the whole]
It’ll be fine. It’s Mark’s Special Day, and that’s why we’re there!
I shall be tightly sandwiched between Dave and Grace,
which is better than any armour.
It will be a day to remember, in the nicest and best possible way.
Here is a little prayer which is very fitting for Mark’s future, methinks…
Before the taxi comes,
let me just quickly write out the ingredients:
If you buy the crook,
(the floral crook – not my ex! You wouldn’t want to buy him)
on this special occasion,
we will send you the Prayer as a gift
Tell you what, if you could just write out the instructions for me and email them to me, I would be eternally grateful!!
Let me give you the pics, to help you:
It’s that easy, you can work it out without instructions,
I should think,
but if you do have a moment,
and you could just send a few lines to email@example.com
leave a little note below, saying you did so,
then I will pick a person to receive a £20 Gift Voucher for helping.
Oops! Got to go!
Now where are those high heels and Big sunglasses…
lots of love,