3 days to Christmas. Crackers!!!
Ho Ho Ho!
I hope you enjoyed the SHAC this morning! Here’s what we drew. I am really looking forward to the New year already, and taking this further.
Three days to go – HOHOHO!
Right, me hearties! Here’s a Festive challenge. Christmas Cracker jokes. You know the ones! The cheesy ones that we read out at the Christmas table!
Right. I’ll get the ball rolling..
What’s yellow and frightening? Shark infested custard
Here‘s another one…a balloon one…
Why don’t balloons ever tell secrets? Because eventually… they let everything out. 😬
Your turn. Give us a Cracker joke below.
We’ll get the laughometer out, and pick a winner. And the winner will receive a £20 Clarity Gift Voucher. There ya go! Winner will be announced Christmas Day xx
Gottabeinittowinit
Love and Clarity
Barb x x x
24 thoughts on “3 days to Christmas. Crackers!!!”
Two snowmen ⛄️ ⛄️chatting. One says “can you smell carrots 🥕 “
Hahaha! Mark was wearing that on his T Shirt at the Rugby Carol gig yesterday!!!
why did Santa go to school?? ….. to improve his wrapping skills!!!!
what do snowmen wear on there heads.? ice caps..
boom boom 😄
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson!
Hahahaha
What gets bigger the more you take away??????
A hole……..
what’s everyone’s favourite breakfast at the North Pole ? Mistle toast !
Why wouldn’t the kitten climb the Christmas tree? It was afraid of the bark!
I had a go at the balloons today – definitely my prototype as I ended up with a squared off balloon, I think I need the masks 😹 I couldn’t be bothered to look out my moons!
What is father Christmas wife’s name, Mary Christmas
There were a load of medical jokes in the paper yesterday. Ok, not cracker jokes but this one made me chuckle:
Patient: I think I’m a moth.
Doctor: I’m a GP, you need a psychiatrist. Why did you come to see me?
Patient: Your light was on!
Have a good Christmas everyone. Xx
What sort of music do Angel fish like to listen to?
Answer Christmas Corals.
Ooo – I’m going to save that one! 😆
Ooh – I love Christmas cracker jokes. Here’s a few favourites:
What is a Christmas tree’s favourite sweet?
Orna-mints.
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
Which Christmas carol is heard most often in the desert?
O Camel Ye Faithful!
Hi Barbara
Merry Christmas to everyone.
What do you call Santa when he loses his pants?
Saint Knickerless 🤣🤣
Love
Ruth & Jackie xx
I did say this one in Paul’s Ten at Ten the other day, but it’s so bad it’s worth repeating! 🤣
Whst does Father Christmas send his Christmas cards in? … Elf addressed envelopes, of course!
Here’ s another – why weren’t there any bids on eBay for Donner and Blitzen? Because they are two deer!
And what’s the favourite Christmas song for the animals at Port Lympne zoo?
Wee fish ewe a mare egrets moose, panda hippo gnu deer!
😄🎅
Did I tell you about my pet Canadian Elk called Christopher, who’s always happy at this time of year? He’s a Merry Chris Moose!
😄🎅
Hahahaha!! You sillysod Ken! 🤣🤣🤣
Missed the Shac this morning but had a lovely afternoon catching up.
What do you call a snowman when he’s melted?
PUDDLES😀
what do you call a smelly Santa ?
‘Farter Christmas ‘
Happy Christmas🎅
Why was Father Christmas not feeling well, because he had tinselitus🎅
Can’t remember any jokes – just the fortune telling fish!
Barb,
I decided to watch my first Shac show this afternoon on catch-up. Super chat and demonstration but then my body went into doze mode and I missed some. Thankfully I was able to go back in the catch-up and see the rest. I’ll try to watch some of the other Shac shows in the new year.
I hope Thursday’s Christmas morning chat will be on catch-up! Have a lovely Christmas all.
I have this incredible ability to predict what’s inside a wrapped present.
It’s a gift.
Jane xx 🌸🌼🌺
Not good at cracker jokes but just wanted to say how much I enjoyed the Shac this morning (in fact the last 2 Mondays as well). Nothing complicated just clean calming creativity, the perfect start to the week.
Such a pretty card Barbara 😍 I really enjoyed watching you change the baubles into balloons this morning… clever lady 🥰
What do you call Santa’s furry best friend? Santa Paws
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper
What does Santa do when the reindeer go too fast ?
Hold on for “deer ” life!!
Keep smiling peeps 🥰 Much love xXx 🦋💕